I Zeus whom you may actually really know as Jαson, or truly believe as Jesus
one day came to an intersection stretching across the ocean. I saw in front of me a large barbed gate blocking a highway. To the right of the gate was a fisher's bay. I saw to the left of the broad road a narrow dirt road. I choose the narrow as my path. I was walking down the road. I heard a voice say "Take off your sandals you are walking on holy ground". I took off my sandals and the sand was very soft. I heard the wind say "I love you." It started to get rocky again so I put back on The Sandals. I thought of something when I looked at the left of the road. There was a body of water with a steep ledge. When I got to the ledge I saw a family of three. I was really thirsty so I went to the water and cupped myself some water to drink. I continued back on the Straight narrow road. I saw people walking up and down the broad road. I continued on-ward. I had closed my eyes and steadily made progress up the road. Somehow I had turned around unnoticed and went back and I returned to my course. I then saw lights coming down The Road. I kept walking even when the lights roared by me. Then out of The vehicle came the damn police and they questioned me. I kept true to myself and sticked to being deeply rooted in my faith and calling on my way on the narrow road. The Damn police were saying I was trespassing, just walking down the road (whatever that means). They then flew me to a holding cell. They were trying to set snares and traps for me but they failed at every turn and when they thought they achieved something it only worked out for my good. The holding cell gave me time to reflect on things. When I appeared before a judge he vexed me with his eyes with obscene hatered. I looked upon him in my pure holiness. They had locked me locked in chains and shackles. I gave into their misjudgement. Then the damn police flew me to an evil prison in the middle of no-where. I easily escaped from the evil prison and traveled far and wide to save the ones which were lost with all my might and power. I thrusted all those evil and wicked corrupt people into the pits of Hell along with Satan and his demons.